Day 9: Complaint Department

Not again... Is this the only guy reading my blog. Great, I'm more pathetic than I thought.

Dear The Geek Zombie,

You got caught eating a scarecrow! Man, that has got to suck for you! Ha! Oh, and still not dead.

Much love,
Frank

Dearest Franky-kins,

In this life, nor in your undead next, will you ever suck as much as you do at this exact moment. It is just a matter of time my friend. Just remember, zombies may move slow, but there's a shitload of them.

Happy Dying!
-The Geek Zombie

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