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Undeadhotgirlie thinks Rachelzomba is a dog hater.

FriendlyZombie found a friend that she is having trouble not eating. James I *heart you!

ZeeZomba needs help catching squirrel, will share.

NomNomZee freindemeies tried to nom, nom, NomNomZee not happy funnie tyme. may smaashie dem.

BobtheZombie is upset that "The International" sucked so bad.

Zombiehater needs more .25-caliber bullets.

Rachelzomba is totally over Undeadhotgirlie's shit. I never said anything, Bunny6dead is the ho you need to talk at. And I know you nibbled on Justin, Bunny! I know you did!

GotBrains4me has anyone else seen this? And is freaking out a bit? http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/recordedattacks/ I told you we were being tracked! I told you!!!

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ZeeZomba still can't catch that squirrel. Needs larger net.

NomNomZee send moore, got new freindemeies to nom, nom happy funnie tyme! 4 u!

Undeadhotgirlie thinks Rachelzomba is just jealous of the wet seal shirt i stole off that body in at the shell gas station last night.

FriendlyZombie needs a hug.

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Undeadhotgirlie loves her zombie puppy.

Rachelzomba hopes Undeadhotgirlie 's dog gets hit by a car.

GotBrains4me was tagged by CDC yesterday and isn't very happy about it.

Zombiehater doesn't understand why zombies out number us. I've been killing at least 50 a day. Had to shoot Mr. Westernton yesterday. good man, fought in the first war. RIP-again

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FriendlyZombie thinks that sometimes while we are misunderstood life isn't too bad.

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ZeeZomba still can't catch that squirrel.

Undeadhotgirlie how exactly does one curl undead hair. I mean it totally doesn't make sense that my hair is falling out, I am half alive.

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Undeadhotgirlie note to self don't curl dead hair, it falls out. seriously ladies.

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