Zombie Status Updates







Undeadhotgirlie thinks Rachelzomba is a dog hater.

FriendlyZombie found a friend that she is having trouble not eating. James I *heart you!

ZeeZomba needs help catching squirrel, will share.

NomNomZee freindemeies tried to nom, nom, NomNomZee not happy funnie tyme. may smaashie dem.

BobtheZombie is upset that "The International" sucked so bad.

Zombiehater needs more .25-caliber bullets.

Rachelzomba is totally over Undeadhotgirlie's shit. I never said anything, Bunny6dead is the ho you need to talk at. And I know you nibbled on Justin, Bunny! I know you did!

GotBrains4me has anyone else seen this? And is freaking out a bit? http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/recordedattacks/ I told you we were being tracked! I told you!!!

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Day 8: What was I thinking?




Sometimes when you go out on the town for a night of drinking, you end up a king with an adoring queen.






And sometimes you wake up being a king, but with a queen that drives you so crazy you are about to fall over.








Yet, sometimes you get lucky and she's just a small stuffed scarecrow loving your button eyes.




Or you end up like me: half sober realizing that you are being laughed at uncontrollably by rednecks while you are gnawing on the stomach of a pink scarecrow cowboy while muttering, "This is a great date. I love what you have done with the place! Honestly, I think I love you. No, really you like watching cartoons in your underwear! I do too!"


Last time I go for a bite outside of an Applebee's at 2am on a Sunday $2 Pint Night.

Zombie Status Updates





ZeeZomba still can't catch that squirrel. Needs larger net.

NomNomZee send moore, got new freindemeies to nom, nom happy funnie tyme! 4 u!

Undeadhotgirlie thinks Rachelzomba is just jealous of the wet seal shirt i stole off that body in at the shell gas station last night.

FriendlyZombie needs a hug.

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Undeadhotgirlie loves her zombie puppy.

Rachelzomba hopes Undeadhotgirlie 's dog gets hit by a car.

GotBrains4me was tagged by CDC yesterday and isn't very happy about it.

Zombiehater doesn't understand why zombies out number us. I've been killing at least 50 a day. Had to shoot Mr. Westernton yesterday. good man, fought in the first war. RIP-again

Zombie Research.






When looking up information on Zombies occasionally an interesting bit of information comes up. Such as the below image. Sharing is caring. And just as a side note, if someone like Britney were to start "looking like a zombie" either kill or run. Just a thought is all.

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Zombie Status Updates





FriendlyZombie thinks that sometimes while we are misunderstood life isn't too bad.

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ZeeZomba still can't catch that squirrel.

Undeadhotgirlie how exactly does one curl undead hair. I mean it totally doesn't make sense that my hair is falling out, I am half alive.

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Undeadhotgirlie note to self don't curl dead hair, it falls out. seriously ladies.

NomNomZee send more alive people. me naheed dem. wount killem jud bitttey nom nom arme.